"DON'T HANG UP ON ME, DONNNNTT HANG UP ON MEEE WHY DO YOU HANG UP ON MEEE"

Zack into Sasha's cell phone, maybe 10, 15 times(?). Great times. Haha.

Tim is blocking everyone on his buddy list because he is being mean to Shelby about something stupid, so everyone was lik e"why are you flipping out, tim", and he warns them and blocks them... Tim is going to have no one to talk to soon, he only has like 12 buddies... hey, I tried to be nice about it but he hadta warn me.. I don't wanna talk more about this but - Shelby on tim-

Shelbs217: he's a retard w/ big hair

Grr... Max thinks I'm conceited... :-/

Me and Brett and cool. He's a good kid I guess, just a litle on the rambunctious side. Tim is going to ask out Abbie I think if they ever see her... maybe I'll call her next time we get together...

Wow are things so confusing... I wanna thank my chickas, Al and Shelby (and Andrea at Panera), for givin me advice, sorta, and listenin to me... girls understand girls, ya know? and Brett and Zack, you guys rock too.

I am so.... confused about Max. Brett says we should go out. But I don't want a boyfriend for highschool. Plus i'm really not ready to be anyone's girlfriend, why does this happen when I don't want it to??? Why couldn;t Max have come out, oh say a few weeks after me and Trevor broke up and said "Liz!!!!!!! i like you go out with me!" Because that was when I was sad and lonely and desperately wanted a boyfriend. But now I don't want one, I wan tot be single, I'm feelin' Tim's summer syndrome, I don't want to have any commitments to anyone or anything... if he'd wait, which i don't think he will, maybe in October(?)... but I'm not telling him to wait, just a suggestion ... if anyone else comes along then by all means go for it. Grr, Brett thinks if me and max go out it will end the drama.... I am confused, but ehy, I'm having fun with it...

tehe... everyone: "Where'd Shelby go? It says you know in her away message"...

Today downtown was fun... GRRRR max is making me mad..... grr.....grrr...

anywayyyy about downtown, I got there like 2 hours later than everyone else, Alison, Zack and Ivan were there and Peter, Sasha, Mike and Coly were o the bench.. we hung out.. Andrea turned up, I heard that Sasha was't happy to see me, hehe, I don't have a problem with her anymore.

GRRRRRR Max.... I'm going to call him, he is being frustrating and .. grrr... yes i shoul call him but what the hell would i say, hed hang up on me... grr... okay so i was being mean to him, meaner than i should be but I'm mad at stuff and took it out on him, wow i feel... horrible... but ugg, i should hav blocked him whn i got the chance, becaise - hey, he's copying off of me, i ALREADY said "fuck you" to him but i didnt block him, or sign off buthe did. I wish i could sya "oh well" and not care but dude i can';t

ugg

well downtown was fun, I wish Shelby coulda been there,... after Ivan and everyone but Zack and Andrea and Al left.. we were in Panera eating free samples and stuff, and mad a mess

Ugg I can't think straight, I'll update later, me and Max have never fought before... :-(..:-(. :-(. :-(.:-(....:-(.

Liz

later: AHHH this is greart... Brett and Al are married and we all have identities... here is everything

al's profile: Congratulate us..me and brett got hitched! lol Name: Sandy Beaches Fartalot Married to: Joseph Lapods Fartalot Our kids: Tritan, Tristen, and Lexi Fartalot-ages 10, 8, and 5 Joe's job: professional garbage man My job: street line painter Our maid:Englebert Humperdink Our shifty-eyed butler:Ferdinand Plurdwig Gungledorf --Tritan and Tristen want to kill us all and rule the town! ahh and Lexi is 5 and still uses a rattle...*sidenote*:she is retarted

Brett:

Name: Joseph Lapods Fartalot Occupation: Sanitation engineer Sex: Questionable Spouse: Sandy Beaches Fartalot Kids: Tritan, male, 10. Tristen, male, 8. Lexi, female, 5. Maid: Englebert Humperdink SIGN!
[Beware of Dangerous 10 Year Old! He's ARMED!]

Tim's: (Tritan's)

im tritan i eat dogs and kill other children dont fuck wiht me my parents are junkies they have no jobs and have no money. I hate my lifei hate my family so tonight i get even.

Ivan's (Tristen)

Tristen. brooding wall-flower, im a traveler. my parents are lousy slack-offs. i'd rather listen to music than do anything active. life is good. although confusing.

Mine:

Name: Lexi Fartalot aged 5 (but I like to say I'm almost six, even though my birthday was three weeks ago) Daughter of Sandy Beaches Fartalot and Joseph Lapods Fartalot Sister of Tritan (who scares me so I get him in trouble with daddy) and Tristen (who never talks to me so I cry until he throws the cat at me) and the maid, Englebert Humperdink who feeds me my ba-ba, and the butler Ferdiand Plurdwig Gungledorf who wipes the spit off my jacket everyday

MOMMY TRITANS TRYING TO KILL ME AAHHHHH look at what he said !!! hate my lifei hate my family so tonight i get even

me and tim, aka Lexi and Tritan had a great converstion..:

ThpAndeX4u87: why must you try and kill me iAMspudnickk: huh iAMspudnickk: how did i dio that ThpAndeX4u87: you're trying to kill your whole family ThpAndeX4u87: even your little 5 year old sister iAMspudnickk: yeah ThpAndeX4u87: I'm telling on you, Im telling mommy i will iAMspudnickk: ill kill her first ThpAndeX4u87: NOOO NOT MOMMY ThpAndeX4u87: why cant you kill tristen??? iAMspudnickk: im killing all of you ThpAndeX4u87: i'm going to throw my rattle at you! ThpAndeX4u87: you wont like it iAMspudnickk: ur 5 u dont use a rattle ThpAndeX4u87: yes i do ThpAndeX4u87: i'm retarded iAMspudnickk: ahh ThpAndeX4u87: i'll gnaw at your ear ThpAndeX4u87: see how ou like t hat ThpAndeX4u87: your five year old retarded sister eating your ear iAMspudnickk: then dying ThpAndeX4u87: NO ThpAndeX4u87: IM TELLING MOMMY YOU MADE 7 DEATH THREATS AT NOT ONLY M BUT THE SPARROW THAT TWEETS AT MY WINDOW ThpAndeX4u87: YOU'RE IN BIG TRUBBLE MISTER iAMspudnickk: spoken well retard iAMspudnickk: now u die ThpAndeX4u87: NO YOU iAMspudnickk: ( several pistol shots sound) ThpAndeX4u87: i know you are but what am i!?!?! iAMspudnickk: lol ThpAndeX4u87: HAHAHAHAHHA you're dead! :pow: ThpAndeX4u87: tritan will you play hide and seek with me ThpAndeX4u87: now, the big challenge is not killing me for :five whole minutes:! iAMspudnickk: ok go hide inthe blast pit ThpAndeX4u87: hey, that would only be 2 iAMspudnickk: i gtg ThpAndeX4u87: byea

Oh, I'm retared... Shelby is the maid, and Max is now the butler,... me and Max are cool now... max is...amazing.

Liz

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